The Benefits of Arsenic Paint

The Benefits of Arsenic Paint

As long as man has existed, and walls have been erected by him, there has been a desire to paint them. Even Qin Shi Huang wanted to paint his great wall before his death in 502 AD "Despite the practicality of a wall, its lacking in Feng Shui which is made up for by arsenic based paints".

Despite Quin Shi Huang's best efforts, he never managed to paint the wall and fell ill to the poison of a serpent.

Figure 1: Quin Shi Huang - 498 AD
Figure 1: Quin Shi Huang - 498 AD

In recent years paints have been laced with seed oils, carbohydrates and minerals; All of which erode ones golden core and lessen vitality. In comparison it has been found through numerous word of mouth stories and scientific consensus that arsenic can balance the humours, especially those of sulphurous nature (Check out our article on alchemy).

Arsenic is known to be an ample source of both the wet and cold humour, revitalising your golden core and keeping your fortunes auspicious.

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