Crypto for Dummies (Beginners)

The age of crypto is upon us, if you want to earn big in the digital era you need to know how to exploit Crypto Currencies to the utmost, just as Darius III exploited Egypt for its wealth. In this long winded article I will teach you every Crypto making strategy I have. Each one is proven to have a 100% success rate with profit margins beyond your wildest dream. If I was to give a number I would say Beyond 700,000%.

There is nothing to lose and everything to gain. I myself and many other High Flyers use these secret Crypto booming strategies on a daily basis to generate almost infinite wealth with again 0.1% risk and 99.9% reward, you just can't go wrong. Within this article you will be taught 3(three) Crypto spawning schemes, these schemes are somewhat frowned upon by some individuals that control the wealth and don't want poor folks like yourself learning these money birthing secrets.

Before I share my untold treasure schemes I would like to describe these wealth controlling entities that want to keep folks like you stuck in 9-5 jobs struggling to make ends meet and contained in the rat race. These Grubby entities are known as Voidlings and their mission is to keep the misery level as high as possible on planet earth( the planet humans live on), the way they do this is with money. You see, by controlling the money they control people's hearts and when they do that they control their happiness , you see what i'm getting at. This is why you need to out think the cruddy voidlings and become a thinker, an example of a thinker would be the Sandström twins and myself codename GK (Genghis Khan, Great King, Grand Killer). The way you can do this is by using the techniques I am going to teach you today.

The Crypto Commanding techniques I am teaching will be ranked best to worst in number order 1-3 (one to three) . Try to retain all information if you want more chances of success. WARNING this is not for the weak hearted, if you don't want to live in a mansion free of all stress that the modern world has then leave and go back to your brokie (poor) lives, however if you want all the delicacies and luxuries that life has to offer then by all means continue on this crypto venture. You will be pleasantly surprised that it's actually pretty easy just to follow these cookie cutter methods and start to generate infinite wealth today with again 0.00001% risk and high reward.

Method 1(One).

This method is simple: first you want to find a coin that has peaked and invest everything and i mean every last penny into it. The tactic for this is buy high sell low. You may be thinking but that doesn't make any sense, and to that i say my friend you are not thinking and you should probably leave now because this is not for you. Example of this wealth generating, money extravaganza technique working would be, investing $50,000 into ethereum when it was worth $2500 then selling at $1500, this would mean that you have 10x your money and looking at some serious moolah. Again if you say this is wrong you are controlled by the voidlings and I would like you to leave as you may discourage free minded thinkers such as myself and anyone who takes my advice.

(Disclaimer i take no responsibility for people's actions)

Method 2(two)

Warning this method is not for the faint-hearted (Weak) or anyone under 18 (21 in some countries)

Go to your casino, put everything on green, the chance of you winning is probably 75/25 (90%) so you are almost guaranteed to win, and by some minuscule chance you lost well unlucky sucker you weren't meant to win where you punk. Example of this ingenious, anceint money birthing method that i myself spawned a long long time ago (before you where even a speck on this planet we call earth) take all of your life saving (all of your money) so let's take your mere $60,000 and then we place this measly amount of coin on green. Now hold on why green and not red or even black well my friend. If you have read this far and are still questioning my knowledge then kindly respect my authority over you and leave. The $60,000 will turn into $21,000,000. That number is not so measly now is it.

( Disclaimer i take no responsibility for people's actions)

Method 3(Three)

Now this is the final secret method hidden by many experts in the fortune making game. Again like method number 2(two) this is not for the weaklings on this earth. This method has 3 steps to it, see these 3 steps as the steps you're climbing up to get to the top of the financial ladder, however to climb these steps you need three things Trust ( To me the Great GK), Loyalty ( Again to me the Established, Great, Mighty GK) and finally Undying patience ( you guessed it to me your savior and great Lord GK) ( Look above for Reference of GK). These 3 (three) traits are essential for this scheme as without them you will fail miserably and the God of wealth himself will frown upon thee if it is attempted without even 1(one) of them. Now that we have established the First and most important step is to make contact with me you can do this Via discord, LOL ( league of Legends) or Roblox. I use these methods of contact to remain anonymous so that the voidlings cannot detect me. 2nd (second) step is to wait for an almost instant reply as I am malevolent and omnipotent so will be very quick. 3rd(third) step is to send me any amount of money of your choosing ( above $100,000), this is where your traits come in as your trust, loyalty and patience will be tested within this time. This is a test and the amount of money returned will be based on how well you did UNDERSTAND.

(Disclaimer: I take no responsibility for people's actions.)

I hope you have absorbed so much money spawning knowledge and I hope you use these Sacred Crypto booming methods to your advantage to escape squalor Best of luck to you all.